The Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System
Welcome to the Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System (FCBBS). The premise of this betting system is very simple: fade the Cubs and the White Sox. Not only is it simple, it will also be insanely profitable because the Cubs always choke and the White Sox are trapped in baseball mediocrity for years to come. Here's what you can expect with FCBBS...
1. My goal is to release my plays every day but sometimes I won't because I'll be too drunk.
2. I'll do my best to pick the best available line at whatever time I release but as Kelly in Vegas has taught us, it doesn't matter what number you get, it only matters if the bet wins or not. Thus, I'll be putting much less emphasis on the whole "line shopping" and "beating the closing line" stuff, because when you expect to win every time, those things are very trivial.
3. On days I can see straight and am not in a stupor, I'll provide a little write-up for each pick. You'll get the same shitty ****ysis here as you would buying coin flips at scam site Pregame.com, except here it's all free.
If you've made it this far, you're probably thinking, "Mucked, enough with the jibber jabber, SHOW ME SOME WINNERS DAMMIT." Fair enough...here are tonight's winners...
Cubs (Lester)
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Pirates (Liriano) -133 (Latvian Dual Line Dealers)
Risking 133 to win 100
I tweeted this play to my BLAD (Bet-Like-A-Dipshit) customers earlier this evening. The Cubs are currently tied with the Giants for the 2nd wild card in the NL and are 4 games back of the Pirates. This is the Pirates' chance to put the Cubs back in their place way down the standings and essentially lock up a playoff spot in early August. Once the Buccos get runners on base, they'll run wild on John "Yips" Lester and the Cubs will be down 5-0 before you can say "Lloyd McClendon." An easy winner for the Pirates, and my customers tonight.
Rays (Karns) +112 (Sprotsbook.ag)
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White Sox (Quintana)
Risking 100 to win 112
The White Sox organization is just a huge pile of WTF and it will be entertaining to watch this year's team epically collapse. Not that they have that far to fall from, but the hubris expressed by management by not being trade deadline sellers will be this team's downfall for the next few years. Yeah, you took 3 of 4 from the god-awful Red Sox, let's start mapping the Octobre parade route now. Quintana has pitched well of late but he's due to regress back. I was going to release this play at +120 but my son got a hold of my phone and while pushing random buttons he deleted the tweet and the line moved so I have to send it out at +112.
Record to date: 0-0 +$0
1. My goal is to release my plays every day but sometimes I won't because I'll be too drunk.
2. I'll do my best to pick the best available line at whatever time I release but as Kelly in Vegas has taught us, it doesn't matter what number you get, it only matters if the bet wins or not. Thus, I'll be putting much less emphasis on the whole "line shopping" and "beating the closing line" stuff, because when you expect to win every time, those things are very trivial.
3. On days I can see straight and am not in a stupor, I'll provide a little write-up for each pick. You'll get the same shitty ****ysis here as you would buying coin flips at scam site Pregame.com, except here it's all free.
If you've made it this far, you're probably thinking, "Mucked, enough with the jibber jabber, SHOW ME SOME WINNERS DAMMIT." Fair enough...here are tonight's winners...
Cubs (Lester)
at
Pirates (Liriano) -133 (Latvian Dual Line Dealers)
Risking 133 to win 100
I tweeted this play to my BLAD (Bet-Like-A-Dipshit) customers earlier this evening. The Cubs are currently tied with the Giants for the 2nd wild card in the NL and are 4 games back of the Pirates. This is the Pirates' chance to put the Cubs back in their place way down the standings and essentially lock up a playoff spot in early August. Once the Buccos get runners on base, they'll run wild on John "Yips" Lester and the Cubs will be down 5-0 before you can say "Lloyd McClendon." An easy winner for the Pirates, and my customers tonight.
Rays (Karns) +112 (Sprotsbook.ag)
at
White Sox (Quintana)
Risking 100 to win 112
The White Sox organization is just a huge pile of WTF and it will be entertaining to watch this year's team epically collapse. Not that they have that far to fall from, but the hubris expressed by management by not being trade deadline sellers will be this team's downfall for the next few years. Yeah, you took 3 of 4 from the god-awful Red Sox, let's start mapping the Octobre parade route now. Quintana has pitched well of late but he's due to regress back. I was going to release this play at +120 but my son got a hold of my phone and while pushing random buttons he deleted the tweet and the line moved so I have to send it out at +112.
Record to date: 0-0 +$0
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