The Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System - 2016 Postseason Edition
Welcome back to the Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System (FCBBS)! We have been laying low for nearly an entire year waiting for the perfect time to pounce on your bookie.
By sitting and watching during the Cubs' 103-win regular season, we kept the gunpowder dry, but tonight and this entire month (well, at least the next three games) there is too much value so WE FIRE!!!!
I was originally going to release this play as a rare Game 1 double-dime bet, but I am so confident with this play and even more confident in my methodology, that this will be an UNHEARD OF GAME ONE TRIPLE-DIME PLAY!!!
Tonight we are on the Giants (Cueto) +155 (5Dimes) at Cubs (Lester) Risking $300
People, this is the ONLY betting system that has turned a profit EVERY. SINGLE. SEASON. Last season we put your bookie on life support after blowing him away four-straight on the Mets in the NLCS. The only difference this postseason is that you will make even MORE money. Here's why...
1. The Giants in even-numbered years are unbeatable in the postseason. The Giants winning in even-numbered years is basically as reliable as the sun coming up tomorrow.
2. An extension of this is Madison Bumhunter is is unhittable. The Cubs only have to face him once, but you can pencil in a Giants W in game three. Not sure why they'll even play the game.
3. This Cubs team, as good as they were in the regular season, have basically just been partying for the last month. Eventually that catches up to you. They're still too young and too inexperienced, and when you booze it up and smoke grass and whatever else every day like you've won the damn World Series in August, it will come back to haunt you. I think it's pretty safe to assume the Cubs aren't taking the Giants seriously and they - and your bookie - are in for a rude awakening.
For tonight's game, Giants manager Bob Botchy has his #2 man Joey Cueto on the hill. Cueto has struggled in the second half but he is ready to progress to the mean. Tonight he does it. Meanwhile, Cubs skipper John Madden has his namesake John Lester on the mound. Lester has been solid this year but when the Giants get a man on base, he essentially has a free pass to third because Lester has the yips. How come I don't get paid $150 million to play baseball? I have a better pick-off move than this schmo (I also make way more than that fading the Cubs in the playoffs).
In the words of the late great Cubs announcer, Harry Carrey: "Sit back, relax and strap it down!"
Enjoy the game, and enjoy the free money.
By sitting and watching during the Cubs' 103-win regular season, we kept the gunpowder dry, but tonight and this entire month (well, at least the next three games) there is too much value so WE FIRE!!!!
I was originally going to release this play as a rare Game 1 double-dime bet, but I am so confident with this play and even more confident in my methodology, that this will be an UNHEARD OF GAME ONE TRIPLE-DIME PLAY!!!
Tonight we are on the Giants (Cueto) +155 (5Dimes) at Cubs (Lester) Risking $300
People, this is the ONLY betting system that has turned a profit EVERY. SINGLE. SEASON. Last season we put your bookie on life support after blowing him away four-straight on the Mets in the NLCS. The only difference this postseason is that you will make even MORE money. Here's why...
1. The Giants in even-numbered years are unbeatable in the postseason. The Giants winning in even-numbered years is basically as reliable as the sun coming up tomorrow.
2. An extension of this is Madison Bumhunter is is unhittable. The Cubs only have to face him once, but you can pencil in a Giants W in game three. Not sure why they'll even play the game.
3. This Cubs team, as good as they were in the regular season, have basically just been partying for the last month. Eventually that catches up to you. They're still too young and too inexperienced, and when you booze it up and smoke grass and whatever else every day like you've won the damn World Series in August, it will come back to haunt you. I think it's pretty safe to assume the Cubs aren't taking the Giants seriously and they - and your bookie - are in for a rude awakening.
For tonight's game, Giants manager Bob Botchy has his #2 man Joey Cueto on the hill. Cueto has struggled in the second half but he is ready to progress to the mean. Tonight he does it. Meanwhile, Cubs skipper John Madden has his namesake John Lester on the mound. Lester has been solid this year but when the Giants get a man on base, he essentially has a free pass to third because Lester has the yips. How come I don't get paid $150 million to play baseball? I have a better pick-off move than this schmo (I also make way more than that fading the Cubs in the playoffs).
In the words of the late great Cubs announcer, Harry Carrey: "Sit back, relax and strap it down!"
Enjoy the game, and enjoy the free money.
posted by Mucked Nuts at 6:20 PM
2 Comments:
Good use of "Smoking grass" like it's 1968, and you're a PE teacher in a Detroit suburb.
-JR
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