FCBBS GAme 3
This is going to be the biggest winner of the year. I'm surprised the Cubs even decided to play the game instead of take an L and rest everyone for Game 4. From the Cubs perspective, there really is no reason to even bother with this one. Madison Bumgartner is pitching for the Giants. In October, he is completely unhittable.What are the Cubs thinking? Who knows....but it's a good thing they aren't because we are going to make such an ungodly amount of money tonight. Not only is the game being played, Pinnacle has the Giants at -104!!!!!! INSANE. My models have the Giants at about -3500 so we have an enormous edge on this one.
What's happening here is the eternal optimist Cubs public is moving these lines way out of whack. As we all know, the public is usually wrong, and this time will be no exception.
Not only do the Cubs face Bumgartner tonight, but they've also been in San Francisco for a few days now. A young man can get himself into a lot of trouble in this city. A few springs ago I myself was walking around the Haight/AShbury area with some friends of mine. My friends wanted to score some bubonic chronic (I don't do the whole mary jane thing - MESS YOU UP - i dont need that you know?) from the fine hippies sleeping on sidewalks. One of my friends is an experienced dumpster diver and he scavenged an unopened chocolate advent calendar from the previous year, which he used to barter with the hippies in order to find the dankest of the combustable herbage. What he purchased instead was some filthy shwag and a side order shrooms which later caused hallucinations of yellow flashes skiing unoccupied backcountry at Mammoth Mountain.
So now imagine you are a young man with actual financial resources wandering around this area. If a rotted out 15 month old chocolate advent calendar can get you that messed up, what could cash do? This is where the Cubs need to be careful. Unfortunately for them, the team is too inexperienced and over-confident. You can't just roll into AT&T Park against Bumgartner a few hours after hitting some spliffies and expect to win the game. Jack Arrieta is a great pitcher and all, but he's no Bumgartner and toking a few doobers ain't gonna turn him into one. Also, just imagine John Madden stoned...it wouldn't surprise me if we saw Dexter Fowler pitching, Tommy LaStella behind the plate and Kyle Schwarber pinch-running.
The Cubs dugout will have the giggles all night, but the only ones laughing at the end of the game will be the Giants and those who bet on the Giants. I was going to make this a ten-dime play, but with the ridiculous price we have now, this is going to be a
QUINDECUPLE DIME BOOKIE SMOKER SPECIAL.
Giants -104 Risking $1560 to win $1500
What's happening here is the eternal optimist Cubs public is moving these lines way out of whack. As we all know, the public is usually wrong, and this time will be no exception.
Not only do the Cubs face Bumgartner tonight, but they've also been in San Francisco for a few days now. A young man can get himself into a lot of trouble in this city. A few springs ago I myself was walking around the Haight/AShbury area with some friends of mine. My friends wanted to score some bubonic chronic (I don't do the whole mary jane thing - MESS YOU UP - i dont need that you know?) from the fine hippies sleeping on sidewalks. One of my friends is an experienced dumpster diver and he scavenged an unopened chocolate advent calendar from the previous year, which he used to barter with the hippies in order to find the dankest of the combustable herbage. What he purchased instead was some filthy shwag and a side order shrooms which later caused hallucinations of yellow flashes skiing unoccupied backcountry at Mammoth Mountain.
So now imagine you are a young man with actual financial resources wandering around this area. If a rotted out 15 month old chocolate advent calendar can get you that messed up, what could cash do? This is where the Cubs need to be careful. Unfortunately for them, the team is too inexperienced and over-confident. You can't just roll into AT&T Park against Bumgartner a few hours after hitting some spliffies and expect to win the game. Jack Arrieta is a great pitcher and all, but he's no Bumgartner and toking a few doobers ain't gonna turn him into one. Also, just imagine John Madden stoned...it wouldn't surprise me if we saw Dexter Fowler pitching, Tommy LaStella behind the plate and Kyle Schwarber pinch-running.
The Cubs dugout will have the giggles all night, but the only ones laughing at the end of the game will be the Giants and those who bet on the Giants. I was going to make this a ten-dime play, but with the ridiculous price we have now, this is going to be a
QUINDECUPLE DIME BOOKIE SMOKER SPECIAL.
Giants -104 Risking $1560 to win $1500
posted by Mucked Nuts at 5:44 PM
2 Comments:
Getting back to your [hippie blasting] roots. Well done! How do you not charge for this?
-JR
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