FCBBS NLCS Game 4

Another sad excuse of a performance by the Cubs last night and the FCBBS is now up a whopping 78.5 units on the postseason. The Cubs offense is so bad, it couldn't hit water if it fell out of a boat. If the Cubs can't hit soft-tossing Rick Hill, they stand no chance tonight against Jose Urias. Last season Hill played for the Long Island Ducks of the Atlantic League. Now, I played baseball into my early 20s and the league I played in is about the equivalent of the Atlantic League. I'd have just a good of a chance of hitting Hill as Bryant and Baez and probably three times as good of a chance as Rizzo, Russell and the rest of the losers in that lineup. John Madden has my number and I'd be ready to join the roster except for the whole betting on baseball thing I do that the league sort of looks down upon.

The Cubs are so pathetic that I almost feel bad for them. I say almost because I am making such an obscene amount of money for myself and my clients by fading them this postseason (like all postseasons) and I implore you to get on board.  People have told me that the Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System is "remarkably stupid" and "completely idiotic" but the only stupid idiots are those who aren't following it.

Tonight, the noose tightens further around your bookie's neck

Dodgers (Urias) -103 Risking 103 units to win 100.

Enjoy the windfall, ladies.