FCBBS 8/11/15

Missed last night's Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System play due to fathering duties...ok fine, I was just really wasted. And it's a good thing we did because the White Sox managed to pull a rare win out of their collective behind(s?)

Anyway, we have two strong plays tonight. The Cubs are going to be in full let-down mode after a 4-game sweep of the Giants over the weekend. Meanwhile, the Sox are the Sox and walk-machine Rodon is on the hill.  Not to mention that the Angels' Trout and Pujols have been double-teaming pitchers the way Bryan Leonard and Marco D'Angelo double-team the Carnival World Buffet at the Rio. To the plays...

Brewers (Jungmann) +134 (5Dimes)
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Cubs (Haren)
Risking 200 to win 268

Angels (Santiago) -120 (Pinnacle)
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White Sox (Rodon)
Risking 240 to win 200

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TRUOBLE FOR YOUR BOOKIE TONIGHT!!

FCBBS 8/8/15

Yet another monster winner for us last night as the White Sox were able to pull out the loss in Kansas City. Even though our record is 4-5 on these plays, we are still up $240 and looking to RAIN more PAIN on your bookmaker. We have some great opportunities today...

Giants (Cain) +131 (Pinnacle)
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Cubs (Hendricks)
Risking 100 to win 131

The Giants have dropped the first two games of the series and need to claw back to avoid falling too far back in the wild card. They have their slump-buster on the hill today: Herman Cain, the mastermind behind the 9-9-9 plan: 9 innings pitched, 9 strikeouts, 9 beers in the clubhouse after the victory. Expect the Giants to be back in business this afternoon, especially because some of the Cubs players stayed out a little too late last night at Red Ivy (probably).

White Sox (Samardzija)
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Royals (Guthrie) +102 (Pinnacle)
Risking 200 to win 204

I can't think of a pitcher who is more overrated than Jeff Samarja. The guy is at best a 3rd or 4th starter and lacks consistency. Every now and then he has a decent outing but the number of turds he's dropped this season is really starting to pile up and I'm worried about the infestation of flies and roaches in his general vicinity. Getting the first-place and Sox-owning Royals at plus-odds tonight is like stealing money from a homeless blind guy playing the ukelele under the el tracks.  We DOUBLE DOWN tonight on Guthrie and Kansas City Fighting Yosts.

FCBBS 8/7/15

Your bookie is laughing at you. Mine is laughing at me. These scumbags are saying, "look at these idiots betting on the Giants today. Hahahaha. Morons." Well guess what? The White Sox are back in action tonight and nothing says "bookie blaster" like a bet against the pale hoes.

It is FUNKY FRIDAY here at the Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System and we are getting down BIG on the Royals tonight. John Danks takes the hill for the South Siders and while he's been solid of late, let's not forget that this is John Freakin' Danks. He is DUE to REGRESS to the MAEN. I foresee a BARAGE of ROYAL RUNS this evening. We have TWO winners lined up for you tonight....

White Sox (Danks)
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Royals (Volquez) -148 (Pinnacle)
Risking 444 to win 300

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Royals (Volquez) -2.5 (+225)
Risking 200 to win 450

Time to bring the PAIN to your bookie and start our weekend off on a great note. I would say good luck, but when the White Sox are playing anyone decent, none is needed.

This game is my

of the week

FCBBS 8/6/15

Unfortunately we can win just once tonight with the Sox off and the Cubs hosting defending champs San Francisco. This is the first game of a HUGE series as the Giants currently hold a half game lead over the Cubs for the second NL wild card spot. Thus, this is the PERFECT opportunity for the Cubs to poop their pants so we take aim and fire on the Giants with pitcher Charlton Heston at plus-odds.  Your bookie is in for a THURSDAY THROAT THROTTLING and he'll be gasping for air by the end of this Chicago Cubs choke job!

Giants (Heston) +112 (Pinnacle)
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Cubs (Hammel)
Risking 100 to win 112

Record: 3-2 +$360

FCBBS 8/5/15

A monster winner last night with the Rays-Sox game going EXACTLY as I predicted. A fatigued Sale getting chased early and free money pouring in for my numerous clients.  Tonight we have another big cash cow so everyone aboard the WEDNESDAY WINNER WAGON. Why the wagon? Because you'll need the wagon to help carry all your money after YOU CRUSH THE BOOKS

Cubs (Haren)
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Pirates (Locke) -140 (5Dimes)
Risking 280 to win 200

Should've bet this one earlier before the line move but the Burgh has John Locke on the hill tonight, which means a Pirates victory is a guaranteed "LOCKE" against Dan Haren and the Cubs. Haren is probably still disoriented due to his new surroundings and that confusion will mean a certain demise for the Cubbies tonight. We bring the DOUBLE TRUOBLE to your bookie! Risking 280 to win 200.

Record: 2-2 +$160

FCBBS 8/4/15

Only Mother Nature could keep us from going 2-0 last night in our inaugrual FCBBS picks. The Rays came through as White Sox closer Pat Robertson gave up yet another late inning run, while the rain washed away a certain Pirates victory, with no make-up date yet announced.

And now for my Tuesday TAKEDOWN...BIG WINNERS below

Cubs (Arrieta)
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Pirates (Happ) +130 (blovada)
Risking 100 to win 130

Cubs manager Joe Maddon has his ace, Jack Arrieta, on the hill tonight as the North Siders once again try to pull a game ahead of the Giants for the second wild card. However, Arrieta has been "arrietic" of late with subpar outings against the hapless Phillies and Brewers. Meanwhile, Pirates skipper Lloyd McClendon trots out Illinois native J.A. Happ. Being an Illinoisan, Happ knows the Cubs in and out, and knows the type of psychological pressure the players are starting to feel being in the hunt this late in the season. Ultimately, this is advantage Happ and the Pirates. Expect a big winner tonight.

Rays (Archer) +125 (sprotsbook.ag)
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White Sox (Sale)
Risking 200 to win 250

Chris Archer at plus-odds? Is this Earth? Gimme gimme gimme. This is basically printing money and we're doubling down on the Rays this evening. Sale got lit up by the sad sad Boston Red Sox in his last outing and his skinny little frail body is starting to show the wear and tear from a long season of bases. Expect Tampa to pounce early and often. I'd be shocked if a tired and lackluster Sale makes it through four innings tonight.

Record to date: 1-0 +$112

The Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System

Welcome to the Fade Chicago Baseball Betting System (FCBBS). The premise of this betting system is very simple: fade the Cubs and the White Sox. Not only is it simple, it will also be insanely profitable because the Cubs always choke and the White Sox are trapped in baseball mediocrity for years to come.  Here's what you can expect with FCBBS...

1. My goal is to release my plays every day but sometimes I won't because I'll be too drunk.

2. I'll do my best to pick the best available line at whatever time I release but as Kelly in Vegas has taught us, it doesn't matter what number you get, it only matters if the bet wins or not. Thus, I'll be putting much less emphasis on the whole "line shopping" and "beating the closing line" stuff, because when you expect to win every time, those things are very trivial.

3. On days I can see straight and am not in a stupor, I'll provide a little write-up for each pick. You'll get the same shitty ****ysis here as you would buying coin flips at scam site Pregame.com, except here it's all free.

If you've made it this far, you're probably thinking, "Mucked, enough with the jibber jabber, SHOW ME SOME WINNERS DAMMIT." Fair enough...here are tonight's winners...

Cubs (Lester)
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Pirates (Liriano) -133 (Latvian Dual Line Dealers)
Risking 133 to win 100

I tweeted this play to my BLAD (Bet-Like-A-Dipshit) customers earlier this evening. The Cubs are currently tied with the Giants for the 2nd wild card in the NL and are 4 games back of the Pirates. This is the Pirates' chance to put the Cubs back in their place way down the standings and essentially lock up a playoff spot in early August. Once the Buccos get runners on base, they'll run wild on John "Yips" Lester and the Cubs will be down 5-0 before you can say "Lloyd McClendon." An easy winner for the Pirates, and my customers tonight.


Rays (Karns) +112 (Sprotsbook.ag)
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White Sox (Quintana)
Risking 100 to win 112

The White Sox organization is just a huge pile of WTF and it will be entertaining to watch this year's team epically collapse. Not that they have that far to fall from, but the hubris expressed by management by not being trade deadline sellers will be this team's downfall for the next few years. Yeah, you took 3 of 4 from the god-awful Red Sox, let's start mapping the Octobre parade route now. Quintana has pitched well of late but he's due to regress back. I was going to release this play at +120 but my son got a hold of my phone and while pushing random buttons he deleted the tweet and the line moved so I have to send it out at +112.

Record to date: 0-0 +$0